A simple Dad Joke.
Jun 6, 2026 | Hump-day Humor :: Dad Jokes
A simple Dad Joke.
Manifesting success… between snacks and existential dread.
A simple Dad Joke.
Nostalgic inquiry about sharing classic films with a niece.
Daily writing promptWhat’s a moment in your life that felt like it was straight out of a movie?View all responses Most of my "straight out of a movie" moments seem to happen at work. Some people collect travel stories. I collect tales from the production floor. Back when I was a contractor, a few of... Continue Reading →
A person shares a photo of a baby skunk seen during a cloudy outdoor walk.
Daily writing promptIf you could have dinner with any philosopher, who would it be?View all responses If I could have dinner with any philosopher, I would probably choose one of my favorite quoters: Confucius or Laozi. Not because I want to spend the evening drowning in complicated debates about existence while my food gets cold,... Continue Reading →
A non-movie enthusiast unexpectedly loved Knight and Day, becoming emotionally invested and rewatching it.
A subtle workplace moment revealed personal strength, emphasizing the importance of valuing one's voice.
The story centers on Chrysalis, an indie bookstore owner, and her complex relationship with Zane, a half-human, half-vampire, as they navigate survival, connection, and intimacy amidst supernatural challenges.
The author humorously reflects on their ongoing struggle to learn driving, highlighting missed opportunities and chaotic family lessons.
Watched kitty adoption videos this morning until I was in tears and sneezing the roof off. 🥰🥰🥰
The author enjoys meat, appreciates vegetables, but refuses to adopt a vegetarian or vegan lifestyle.
Grammy, lonely on Christmas, finds joy restored by children’s laughter and gratitude for her baking.
Daily writing promptBeach or mountains? Which do you prefer? Why?View all responses Beach or mountains? Easy. Beach.Which is hilarious, considering I can’t swim and the ocean would absolutely win in a death match. But ever since middle school—aka three consecutive years of character development I did not ask for—I’ve been obsessed with the beach. Why?... Continue Reading →
My attempt at baking green tea cakes results in a disastrous, soapy failure.
Life doesn’t provide an easy mode; joy intertwines with struggles, making experiences richer and meaningful.
In New York, Jaden and Darric navigate betrayal, power, and unexpected romance amid high-stakes hacking.
Yesterday's factory day devolved into chaos, striking a balance between absurdity and humor.
The writer reflects on a unique day, humorously noting unusual habits and emotional states before it progresses.
The author blends empathy and self-critique, embracing duality in personality, humor, and relationships.
July 25 celebrates Culinarian Day, those who feed us, especially Nana, whose straightforward cooking rules create heartfelt meals.
The author lacks a nickname but embraces a meaningful pen name, reflecting their transformative writing experience.
Daily writing promptWhat strategies do you use to maintain your health and well-being?View all responses Ah, the age-old question: What strategies do I use to maintain my health and well-being?To which I respond: Define “healthy.”No really—go ahead. I’ll wait. Because if we’re talking about physical health in the traditional, kale-and-crunches sense... well, let’s just say... Continue Reading →
Excited for a South Korean adventure filled with culture, food, and K-pop dreams.
The author critiques society's romantic reliance on fate, emphasizing the importance of free will in love.
Thwo cherished childhood items—a Lion King blanket and Pikachu doll—provided comfort and safety.
"You're so nice. I bet you say thank you to Siri for giving directions."- Roxanne
Unrequited love transforms into acknowledgment, leading to a determination to reclaim lost connection.
The morning starts with quick hygiene, relaxing shower, music, packing, and feeding the pet bunny.
Roxanne wanted to be a veterinarian at five but later realized the challenges involved.
Daily writing promptWhat’s something most people don’t understand?View all responses
A couple days ago I was conversing with my grandmother—the first gen Nana of our family— when suddenly a computerized voice began shouting “Alert! Your computer has been hacked…” from the other side of the phone. After trying to talk over it for five minutes, I sighed and said, “Okay, let’s just close the computer.”... Continue Reading →
Roxanne seeks feedback on her novelette, inviting readers to explore and critique her work.
Indulging in sweet snacks like Star Crunch and lemon cake lifts spirits, providing comfort amidst a hectic daily routine.
Scents evoke nostalgia, recalling cherished childhood memories and connections through a beloved MMORPG experience.
Success often comes after initial failure; perseverance reveals potential, as Mr. Gordon states.
In the year I was born, significant pop culture events, technological advancements, and record-breaking weather shaped history.
Focus on personal standards rather than others' actions to reduce workplace stress and nurture growth.
The author, a night owl, reflects on sleepless nights spent writing and the influential mentorship experienced during college.
The author cherishes family Thanksgiving dishes like Velveeta Mac & Cheese, pecan pie, and mashed potatoes.
Without sleep, I would learn languages, cook recipes, and conquer long-delayed video games.
The writer reflects on their preferences for the beach over mountains, sharing childhood memories and experiences with both environments.
The family cherishes their favorite meal tradition.
October captivates with Halloween spirit, autumn beauty, and personal style through playful accessories.
In childhood, I found coral fossils while supervising kids, notably a star-shaped one that sparked joy and personal growth.
The author enjoyed Math and Science, with memorable experiences in Algebra and Biology classes.
Too true. When we walk into the building, Monday though Friday our first words are a mumbled "Good morning" regardless of who we meet because 90% of the evening shift hasn't had that first cup of Joe.
The author shares their journey in mastering Tonkatsu, a crispy Japanese pork dish, inspired by cafeteria experiences and personal experimentation.
Lazy days offer relaxation but can also lead to feelings of unproductiveness.