Treasure your tale.
Toast To Eligibility Retelling by: The Sacred Fox One night after work, a few of my co-workers and I were eating in the break room when I noticed our boss had bought Valentine cupcakes. Thinking they were cute, I raised one in the air. "With cupcakes like these who needs a Valentine," I said. Half... Continue Reading →
"Once someone said, 'Come Valentine's Day, the milk carton has a date and I don't.' To which I pointed out, 'The only issue between the milk and yourself is you have a choice whether to be sour come the 14th.'" -- TSF
Halloween is the only holiday where it’s acceptable to break out the good makeup to be a little wicked.
“Don't call me as blind as a bat; the bat can see better.” — Roxanne, The Sacred Fox
“A good friend attends your birthday and leaves you with the new Halo game. A best friend gifts you his old headset and warns you to take care of ‘his precious…’ —The Sacred Fox
A fellow associate once informed me that it was my turn to take out the trash. I turned to him and asked, “Are you telling or asking me?”He looked at me, furrowed his brow, and said, “I’m telling?”“That’s too bad,” I told him. “If you were asking, you would have gotten a better reaction.”
“Mom said she wanted a clean house for one weekend. Needless to say, I've already booked a hotel room for the following Mother's Day.” —Roxanne
“If I made a resolution for everything I wanted to change in the new year, I would never get anything done.” — The Sacred Fox
“Halloween, the only day of the year my parents let me break out the puppy dog eyes for chocolate.” — The Sacred Fox
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