What Would Your Bunny Say? First Words If They Could Talk

Daily writing prompt

If your pet could talk, what would be the first thing it says?

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Before I get into what my rabbit would say if he spoke colloquial human. I’d like to preface my post with a single fact. My rabbit has a name. When I say name, I don’t mean a cute name like Pickles, Bun-Bun, or Mr. Hopps. No. His name is, in fact, Hayate Hunny Bunny Baby Rene. (He gets his last name from me.) I’ve started calling him “Baby, Babes, my fluffy Big Boy”. The alliteration I use to christen my big ball of fluff is getting… a bit ridiculous, if I’m honest. Regardless, he loves me and my short-nail scritches.

As for what Hayate Hunny Bunny Bunny Baby Rene would say if he could talk? “Mom, which one is my name?”