“Genuine love doesn’t come in the form of flowers, entwined fingers, or chocolate sweet kisses. Rather it appears from the dark, on a Saturday morning, to lean over your bed and whisper, “Did you take out the trash?’” — Roxanne

“When it comes to men, I always go for the skinny guy with glasses who’s older. They’re more inclined to believe VHS once roamed the earth and less prone to hiking tendencies.” — Roxanne