Oct 5,2023| Get Off Your Tale: Excerpt

“Any man who doesn’t believe in magic has never used concealer to get out of an argument with his wife.”

I blinked once, twice, but he didn’t retract his statement. Instead, he looked downright smug. Guess my skepticism was palpable because that proud grin melted into a look of pure sheepishness.

“Seems bleach doesn’t just doesn’t remove red wine from couches.”

— Emerald and the Apple